What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 07:25

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What has been your best sexual experience?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Are there girls here who like group sex?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
Here’s what Ozempic and Wegovy are really doing to your mouth - The Independent
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
What is a good way to conduct an interview?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”